just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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