The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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