In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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