She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
no you cant smoke seaweed
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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