This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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