GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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