"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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