I could make wine with my vomit
i will never coherently bang her
The best revenge is premature balding
Everything about him screamed your future.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How external is "for external use only"?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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