Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
the raccoons are back...
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