Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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