then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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