chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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