I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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