well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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