I have demons in me.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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