He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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