You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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