Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
