plz talk dirty to me
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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