thus making me awesome and them whores
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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