Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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