Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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