google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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