she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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