do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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