i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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