did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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