This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
farters have to be the big spoon...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
