i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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