Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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