Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Come see our sink grown plant.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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