Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
