chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
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