TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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