Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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