Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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