3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I have feelings that need drinking.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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