Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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