Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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