Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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