Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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