Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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