so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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