I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Randomize
