i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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