she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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