Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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