is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
We're too hungover to prance.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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