you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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