i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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